Side-Splitting Crites Quotes

What will it cost?

Regular fees will apply. We may decide, as we have in the past, to conduct a fund-raiser, like our on-line auction, to
subsidize everyone’s fees. Basic insurance and admin fees never change, whatever the activity of the WVSGH.
There may be opportunities for small groups to conduct special research trips at times of convenience to the group
rather than a Friday or Saturday night. When authorized by WVSGH, the group will cover the insurance/admin fees
and there will be no charge to the participants
The heading says it all, What will it cost, always the most important question in the WVSGH. OK what would be the
administrative fees consist of, the website approximately $ 10/ month, and thats is the sum total of all of your
administrative expenses. By now any reasonable person would conclude based on Susan's actions and refusal to
produce proof of insurance, that there is no insurance.

Susan was really excited about thinking up another way to charge people a fee when she said," In my opinion, this
is the most fascinating approach to Paranormal Investigation. At the end of this process, every participant will be
able to speak with real authority on the topic of EVP. As far as I have been able to determine, no other group of
Paranormal Investigators in the country approaches research as we do. It’s part of why we are the best in the
business. We have the carefully collected and documented facts!" I can agree with one thing that she said in this
ridiculous scam propaganda, there is definitely no group in the country that approaches research like Susan. Th
entire basis of EVP is the fact that although we cant hear it is imprinted on electronic device. When played back on
these devices we can then hear it. A woman who claims to hear EVP constantly over 2 way radios is now suddenly
going to lead a study that, "will, no doubt, circulate far and wide in the national and international “paranormal
community.” Please Susan has no respect in the paranormal community and in fact is hardly known outside of the
eastern panhandle and the surrounding MD and VA areas, contrary to her own claims of world wide fame. If that did
circulate it would probably be because serious paranormal investigators would be shocked and horrified by the
unfounded and unverifiable claims Susan would surely make.

DARK ENERGY & GHOST HUNTERS COLLIDE
July 9, 2005
by Susan Crites

Putting together a report on this Paranormal Investigation is like assembling a jigsaw puzzle with
hundreds of pieces! “Contact” with the supernatural was everywhere!

Susan, you mean trying to reassemble your image after you are exposed as a fraud in front of 30+
members is like assembling a jigsaw puzzle with hundreds of pieces! Now it might be more like
thousands of pieces after people see all of this.

January is “Save Cash Month” with the WV Society Ghost Hunters.

All Official Paranormal Investigations are usually $25, BUT in January all Official Paranormal Investigations are only
$20.

WE will host Four Official Paranormal Investigations on Saturday evenings in January.

AND two Ghost Hunts on Friday evenings. Ghost Hunts are only $15.

We’d like to do more…

But, our insurance doesn’t give a discount - EVER!

The insurance might not give you a discount but that is because they don't send you a bill either. Insurance
companies cant offer discounts to people who are not customers.

I've got to remain neutral on this but let me just say that I don't think ghosts ring bells with fishing line!
LOL!

Susan

This is the first time that I have seen Susan even entertain the idea that something is not caused by
paranormal activity. The funny thing is that instead of saying she knows that someone was messing with
the group, and just denying personal involvement, she suddenly has to remain neutral. Since when does
Ms. Crites not have an immediate expert opinion on anything. I have heard that there are people who
despite what they witnessed with their own eyes still believe that the incident was paranormal. Well for all
of you who still cling to the belief that the bell was rung by a paranormal entity, there you go even Susan
admits that ghosts don't ring bells with fishing line. In other words she is basically making a wise crack
about all of you who do believe it was paranormal, and undoubtedly she has at some time upheld your
beliefs that this incident was paranormal. Well I am sorry to tell you but the joke is on you and it is most
certainly not funny.

TOUR GUIDE CERTIFICATION 2005-2006

Since you've been doing this for such a long time, it may seem strange but I would like for each of you to be
at this class. You don't have to pay for the class but I want to be sure that everyone has the same
information about how we handle things AND for insurance purposes...

And a little farther down the page Susan says:

.....You will need to reimburse the group for the actual cost. Let me know if you plan to attend. If you
usually don't make a reservation for our events, you must do so for this one ASAP.

OK first of all I thought your experienced members were put with the less experienced members because they are
senior paranormal investigators, not tour guides? We have never referred to any investigator at a paranormal
investigation as a tour guide. The best is when Susan says you wont have to pay for the class and then less than
five sentences later she says that the individuals who attend will need to reimburse the group, for what? I would
hate to see how much Susan would charge for this "free" training. Oh of course more about Susan's "phantom"
insurance policy , what a sham.